The Pontificators

1. A wacko in a mobile home.

2. Flowing white robes; unlimited power, money, and/or sex.

3. Mass suicide; fiery confrontations; hard time for tax evasion and/or statutory rape.

It shoud be obvious that the trick is STOPPING AT STEP TWO. Pay attention, all you wackos.

p.s. I have already formulated the central thesis of my cult. I’m just looking for the right door to nail it up on.

Tags: cults, flowing white robes

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