If you know the answer for having read this in the past, I urge you to not ruin the fun for others by giving it away. Thanks!
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I am a brawny butterball
a corpulent cow of three thousand eighty-two pounds.
Look how my stomach sags like a hammock
strung between stumpy legs.
Point to a beast whose proportions are as fine as these!
What’s that?
You find my jowls rolly,
each polished gray fold flawlessly foldy,
every blush brushstroke copacetic in its utter pinkness—
of course you do!
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IknowIknowIknow! Dick Cheney!
Hahahahahaha! Err, no…
I’m going with an elephant.
Or Buddha!
Oh, not bad, not bad, but no.
If someone doesn’t guess again soon, I’ll have to give it away!
Here’s a hint: The Elephant is closer than Buddha, and Buddha is closer than Dick Cheney.
It’s a hippo.
CONGRATS! You win the prize! One golden ferret and a basket of kumquats for you.
A hippo! I take pleasure in knowing that at least my animal was the same color.
Charlie did you write that? It’s awesome.
Yes ma’am, I did. How could I not write a poem about a hippo?
Hehe true.